The Next B.O. Campaign Lie

I've decided to spend a few days disseminating the lies of our current Kenyan in chief. Please oblige me, as they are fascinating. Not only are they glaring examples of this guys chutzpah, they also paint a rather unflattering picture of the media that allows him to get away with it.  What happened to five days of looking at something before B.O. signed it?  I looked all over the internet, emailed my elected officials-squat.  I still haven't been able to get a complete look at the thing that socializes twenty percent of the economy.  I am really curious to see the part where he lumps in student loans as coming only from the government now. How do you pronounce monopoly?  He's been busy, no doubt worrying that Massachusetts was only the beginning of the losses his agenda will cause.  The idea that the seat of everyone's favorite designated driver is held by a Republican is amazing, I never thought I would live to see it. But back to the latest broken promise. The last time I looked at a calendar, five days went from say- Monday to Friday.  How many days did that socialist takeover set around before B.O. signed it?  I know that he was in a hurry to get the thing over with. His shaky glue of of corn-husker kickbacks and special favors to Florida, Louisiana, et al  were wobbly at best.  The longer people had to look at all the graft, the more upset they were going to get.  He had to be especially quick before someone noticed any of the things that had nothing to do with health care-like the power grab of student loans.  Does this mean that now the government can decide who gets to go to college?  Talk about a slippery slope, there you go.
Of course, it would have taken at least five days to muddle through this thousand plus page opus.  Why so many pages, B.O.? I find it strange that the Republican version was about ninety percent shorter, yet it never got a chance to be on the floor.  Agenda anyone?
Ask yourself this-if this guy will lie about something as fundamental as five days of review, what else is he capable of?  Remember that when 2012 rolls around. You'll thank me later.