Wednesday, December 27, 2017

My Other Blog: Deadbeats I Shouldn't Have Rented To, Good Luck If You Do

I'm a multi-tasking fool- ask anyone. When I stupidly used Facebook to advertise a page of mine with the same title some folks got a severe case of red Ass. I don't know if they don't like paying rent, if they're friends of my deadbeats, or if the idea of paying what you owe wasn't instilled by the pigminded wild dogs that perhaps raised them ( I am in no way saying these people are pigs, were raised by dogs, are also deadbeats, etc. They do defend that type of person by whining to Facebook-or censorship-r-us and sending me to Facebook jail) but to no use.
In fact, the publicity From Jessica Bellew, Rob Age, Papa Hirsch, Luke Matthews, Rob Solo, (I know, right?) Belle Danika Jares and Linda  Phibbs was covered in my local area enough to have me invited onto a local radio station. That twenty minute broadcast in turn gave me hundreds of emails from people that either knew their location or needed their location for the same thing.
So this gang of 7 dimwits was a blessing in disguise. Sometimes an idiot is a useful idiot. Think about it, you'll thank me later.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Papa John's Still Establishing a Low Pressure Area

I'd made my displeasure with Papa John's pretty clear back when I questioned their traveling cheese vs plain cheese pricing. Strangely, it's drawn one of the largest responses with the majority of the comments coming from drivers or former drivers that all failed Reading Comprehension 101. I had to curb my snarkiness a few times, but I answered all of the responses. From that post until a few weeks ago I had avoided Papa like the plague.
Not long ago, Mr. Schnatter said something that made so much sense I was blown away. I even gave his pizza another try, although I won't make that mistake again. Not because of the following blog, but because I had ventured into some of the local pizza joints and found them so vastly superior- I didn't really miss the Papa. Also, I have this gluten issue now, but anyway- back to the morons at Papa John's Inc.
Mr.Schnatter commented that the moronic fools that were kneeling during the anthem (my words, not his) and the gutless weanies who allowed it were really hurting his pizza business. It makes sense, if the NFL cannot give seats away, who is watching? In short-not nearly as many people. If they don't watch- why do they need to order pizza or for that matter- even see his commercials?
As someone who decides media advertising myself- trust me, you want to get your money's worth. So Papa John spoke truth to power ( I love irony) and the sjw lost their minds. Papa was insensitive to poor people (which NFL player is that???) The company just doesn't get it.
So now Mr. Schnatter will no longer be the face of his own flippin' company. He's going to remain the CEO but will not be president of this temple to sjw  whining.
We had a good run Papa. Never again. Think about it, you'll thank me later.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Religion of Peace, My Ass

So for every time that Barak Hussein Obama tells me that Islam is the religion of peace- remember this jackhole.
Every time that there is another terrorist attack, if you don't see a picture of the perpetrator in five minutes, you can bet the farm that there is an Achmed or a Muhhamed in the guy's name and that one of his favorite people is a cult leader that married his 9 year old cousin. that this cult believes in honor killings, raping women that aren't muslim and using boys as young as 4 for their sexual pleasure.
They have no plans to assimilate.
Clitorectomies are performed on three year old baby girls. It's disgusting.
Taqiya is their belief that lying is bad, but lies to non muslims don't count. Most of these idiots are either imported through chain migration (thanks Chuck Schumer) or radicalized in prison.
Saudi Arabia has the resources to take every single one of these cultists. They should. We don't need to import evil, we've got plenty of our own. Think about it, you'll thank me later.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Worst Series Endings In No Particular Order

1) Dexter. Oof. I'd been watching from the first amazing episode. It was so muddled by the ending it was a mercy killing. Pity.
2) Night Court. Stupid stupid stupid.
3)Seinfeld. My eyes roll just thinking about it.
4) Dallas. What the hell was that?
5)Breaking Bad. Of course it wasn't going to end well, the devolution of Walter White was hypnotic and heart wrenching.
6) Rhoda
7) Fantasy Island was straight out of the Twilight Zone.
Either stupid, shocking for the sake of shock, or insipid. Horrible endings every one.