It's Not Worth It-Marcos

 I know everyone that reads this will be shocked, shocked, I tell you to discover that another pizza place in this little corner of wonder has crappy/food service. All I will say is thank you, Jimmy Johns.

But back to the crappy food place. They send out coupons. I have been known to use an enticement to eat someone's food, I prefer the word thrifty, thankyouverymuch. So I use a coupon and get a reasonable dish of meatballs. Yay, new food place. 

Then someone must have changed, because not only did I not get my order in a timely manner-at one point the food came five hours after I ordered it and the driver just dumped it off on my step for me to discover the next morning. Tasty, right?

I took pictures of the bug-infested food and sent them to their corporate office.  Those folks were not happy and sent me a gift card to persuade me to try again. I ordered their meatballs and received a burnt dish of tomato sauce carbon and I didn't want to accept the order. 

I sent a picture to the chief burner at the franchise and then they sent out another order that didn't suck.

When a friend tried to order food to be delivered here so she could take it with her when she finished tanning, she was told that they don't deliver to this address. Too many complaints. Yes, you read that correctly.

She was told that she just wanted free food (because everyone is on the charcoal diet, I suppose) and then they read the first rule of customer service -just kidding- they hung up on her and blocked her number from calling them. I am not kidding. 

I did not give her an 'I told you so' but it almost broke my jaw by not saying it. I still have bruises.  So she ended up getting pizza from a truly local place and she loved it. I tried it and I see what she means, they even have gluten-free to meet all of my weird allergy issues. 

So if you get the chance to order from a place-any place-that isn't Marco's Pizza, you should do it. Marco clearly couldn't give a fat rat's tuchus about you or if you want to eat food that doesn't overwhelm you with that burnt aroma and taste.

Good luck with your order.  You'll thank me later.

On the 10th of March, I posted these pictures of the bug-covered food. Since then, Juliet Griffith, Bilissa Menson, Jackson Bush, Sarah Houser, Hope Emenhiser, a fool with the stupid made up name ending in Balls (hello 4th grade) Kendyl Lamont, and  Guac_with_a_ Gloc, have all taken it upon themselves to write fake reviews, as they have never ever been inside my establishment. Some of them are butthurt because I make fun of their fake reviews. ALL of them post that I am unprofessional (as opposed to the highly professional pizza habit of serving bug covered food) and since they went to the trouble of posting libelous reviews, I thought that the least that I could do was give them a personal shout out. White trash comes in all hues-so there is that. As my Dad would have said, water seeks its own level. I'm so happy that this septic tank that they float in has enough room for all of them.