So Where Does Bruce Jenner Store His Penis Now?

If you've been in a coma for the last two weeks (and don't I envy you) than you might not know that Bruce Jenner would like to renounce his penis and be a chick.  I can say chick, having girl parts.  Mr. Jenner, however, is not a woman and he never will be. He does however make an ugly cross dresser. By ugly I mean to say he looks like a relative of mine. Seriously.
Mr. Jenner would like to be called a different name, a female one. Nope. Not going to do it.  He was born Bruce.  He won Olympic gold medals as Bruce. He graced a Wheaties box as Bruce.  Bruce it is.I will ask a few questions, however.
  Did you know that while the msm was celebrating Mr. Jenner's gender confusion, ISIS took over a lot more territory in Iraq?  I can understand if you didn't.  After all, they've been called a "jv team" and the msm isn't interested in world events anymore.  Did you know that we may well have to send troops into an area we cleared already?  No?  But I bet that you have heard all about the difficulty Mr. Jenner is having in finding a comfortable sports bra.  I'm also betting that you have seen the cover of Vanity Fair, such as it is.  Celebrating a psychosis does not cure the psychosis.  For that matter, store bought boobs don't make a woman out of an Olympic Gold medal winner.
I would be curious to know if you've heard about Mrs. Clinton's latest money issues.  It seems she and Slick willie made more than a few bucks selling access while she was in charge of something.  Many countries got some sweet deals and access for the simple act of giving the Clintons millions and millions of dollars.  You didn't hear about it?
I'll bet that you read about Mr. Jenner's son's reaction to seeing his dad in drag.  Can you imagine the selfishness of thrusting that on your children without any warning? I especially feel sorry for his mother.  She said that he'll always be "Bruce" to her.  Good for her.  I cannot imagine the shame and disappointment if one of my sons decided to dress like a girl instead.  Christmas would be ruined, that's for certain.
Maybe the msm is enthralled with the location of Mr. Jenner's penis out of genuine curiosity.  That speaks volumes about what they are trying to make socially acceptable, doesn't it?  But the cynic in me believes that once again, I am being distracted by crap that doesn't matter.  Things that are purposefully set forth-bread and circuses if you will-to keep us from noticing how bad everything else is.
Why is it that b.o. can make mention of Mr. Jenner's new boobs, but couldn't be bothered sending a delegation to Chris Kyle's funeral?  Priorities, I guess.  It's not like he gets to see Michelle's right?  Think about it, you'll thank me later.