Pizza Hut Broke Up With Me!

I'm so thankful that there is a local place to order really good pizza, I just wish that they delivered. Alas.
If you've read anything that I have written, you know my feelings about Papa John's. Heck they even fired Papa-so what do you expect from them? But because I still love pizza, I thought that I would give Pizza Hut my business.  They have stuff that works with my stupid food allergies, why not, right?
Oh, you silly people.  It started when Pizza Hut took 3 yes one hundred and eighty minutes to deliver a cold pizza that wasn't even what I had ordered. Then when I called the store, the manager hung up on me. Twice. Fine, so I go with their corporate number, and explain what happened. That lady was horrified and gave me a code that was good for two large whatever the heck that I wanted on them pizzas.  I used one.
When I went to use the other one, Pizza Hut had installed a new policy that requires you to order at least $20 for delivery. I explained that I had a coupon for a free pizza and you guess it-she hung up on me.
So I did what I do when I am irritated. I posted on their FB page, their website and I left a message for them. What happened you ask? Did they rectify the situation and fix my pie? LOLOLOL!
Nope. The new manager guy called me and told me that he would be taking over in a week and they would appreciate it if I didn't eat there anymore.
I told him that it wasn't a problem, we had a local place and I had gotten used to eating good pizza again, the only reason that I tried to use the coupon was because well-it was supposed to make up for the horrendous one. I guess not so much.
Good news is that if this hongkongfluey ever breaks, I can go to the local place and have a pizza so much better than any chain could give me.  Think about doing that where you are.  The big chains can survive, but the small local guys that give a community it's character cannot.  Eat local whenever you can and if the jerk from Pizza Hut whose number is 260-969-2400 calls you, let him break up with you too.  You'll thank me later.