Monday, January 19, 2015

This Just IN: More Celebrities Gather For Self-Aggrandizing "Award" Show

Let me be straight forward and admit-the last Oscar winning movie that I liked was Forrest Gump.  I don't care for Tom Hanks personally, he is a liberal cheating tool, and his wife has a career that is semi successful because she hooked up with the married Mr. Hanks and believes that just because he cheated on his first wife with her, he is now on the monogamy band wagon.
That being said, Oscar's, Emmy's, Grammy's are all simply narcissistic gatherings.  Remember when the Dixie Chicks won a grammy for their poorly sold last album?  Who didn't think it wasn't a pity award?  There was as much legitimacy for that award, as there was for Pia Zadora's  award all those years ago.  One was a message, the other was a gift. A distinction without a difference.
I don't watch award programs.  I don't care who won what for which or what they wore.  I have never ever laughed at anything Tina Fey or Amy Poehler have said.  If anything, I have wondered what talent it is they possess to get them where they are today.
I don't care about the dresses. Isn't it ironic that these neo-socialist performers spend more on dresses than many families earn in a year?  But they are just folks-like the rest of us.
Have you ever heard about the 'goody bags' that these celebrities receive, just for showing up?  This year, it was  A purse, make up, sunglasses and more  from Anastasia Beverly Hills, Bugatti, Gucci, L'Oreal Paris, Rituals, Ross& Brown, and StriVectin for the women and the lucky fellows received  4711 Cologne, And other wonders from Bumble and Bumble, Container Store, Equinox, Gold Toe, Hello Product, L'Oreal Paris,Lug Life, Martial Vivot, Misfit Shine, S'well, Ursa Major and Zirh.
The majority of those products, I will admit, I am unfamiliar with.  But then, I don't need name brand bags to carry my devices, either.
I don't care what they think of themselves.  I imagine they think pretty highly, it would only stand to reason.  I don't see a bunch of missionaries and the like signing up for their type of life.
However, if you are going to seek out the spot light, don't start complaining and asking for privacy when and if you do manage to become famous.  It doesn't float.
So,all things considered, I don't mind my life.  At least I don't have to dress up and pretend I have a bunch of noble causes I need to publicize to justify my endless need for attention.  Think about it, you'll thank me later.

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