Monday, January 5, 2015

If Your Child has a 'Hoo-Hah' (warning semi salty language ahead)

I try to avoid any article that has the names 'Pitt' or 'Jolie' in it.  I never saw the appeal of him and after that curious time when she was dry humping her brother and amazed at the negative response to it- I have written her off as a home wrecking whore.  Call me crazy.
Not long after interrupting Billy Bob Thorton's engagement to another woman, she realized that being lucky number five wasn't all that great.  She bought a child and that seems to be the end of their relationship.  At the time of the adoption/ child buying I had no idea how difficult it is to adopt a child from another country.  I have since been educated by a friend and her husband who have been trying to adopt a little boy for the last three years.
First off, unless you are Ed McMahon or some family humping celebrity-it is kind of time consuming and expensive to adopt a child from another country.  Unless you are Ed McMahon or the a fore mentioned family humper- you will be required to explain how long you have been married.  You will have to explain your finances.  You will have to pay lots and lots of fees, and it will take many months or even years, to get all of the earlier mentioned hurdles crossed.  It takes a lot of time, unless you are Ed or the familial dry humper.
In the real world, you can be too old to adopt.  You can be rejected for not being married if you are just a regular person.  You can also not meet the criteria for adoption if you don't have enough stability to anchor a house in the real world.  That being said, this article went on to explain that the daughter of these two unfortunate blights wants to be a boy now, and the two are indulging her.  The article even referred to this little girl as John, instead of the stupid name Shiloh that they hooked her with as a baby.   My eyes almost rolled out of my head.
Several thoughts ran through my head as I was reading this stupidity.  First thought: man, for a bunch of people who claim to want privacy-they sure do whore themselves out to the cameras quite a bit.  Yikes.  I saw that horrid movie Maleficient while on vacation, simply because it was free and I was bored.  I still want my money back.  I couldn't stay for the whole thing, it was a great concept poorly acted by Ms. Jolie.  But I remember how she shunned the limelight constantly by making appearances with their group of children in order to polish that particular turd.
Second, I wondered why that eight year old girl is calling the shots in their house.  You know how much control I had in my family when I was eight? Squat. That's right, zero.  If I had decided that I wanted to be a boy and be called "john" my family would have teased the crap out of me until I came to my senses.  Heck, why not call her "Flicka" and keep her in a stable?? Feed her hay and buy her a saddle.  It will be a lot less expensive than buying her a penis later in life.  Of course, they'll have to do something about her menstruation cycles in a few years, too.  Maybe by that time, she will have gotten the psychological counseling she needs.  Don't count on it.
If you or I fostered the psychological harm of the wrong sex on one of our children-the useless entity known as Child Protective Services would have snatched that child out of our homes faster than you can say  "brother dry humping home wrecking whore."  Now wouldn't they?
God doesn't make mistakes.  If your child has a penis, it is a boy child.  No matter how you damage the child into thinking that he wants to be a girl, the penis is the determining factor.  God doesn't make mistakes.  Conversely, if you are looking at a hoo hah when she is born, no number of suits, stupid haircuts, or ridiculous indulgences are going to change the fact that you have a girl on your hands.  How are they going to explain to 'john' when he gets a menstrual period?  Or boobs?  Or were they planning on some kind of hormone therapy to indulge their daughter's psychosis even more?  How fast would your child be removed if you tried that?  Think about it, you'll thank me later.

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