Wednesday, March 10, 2021

It's Not Worth It-Marcos

 I know everyone that reads this will be shocked, shocked, I tell you to discover that another pizza place in this little corner of wonder has crappy/food service. All I will say is thank you, Jimmy Johns.

But back to the crappy food place. They send out coupons. I have been known to use an enticement to eat someone's food, I prefer the word thrifty, thankyouverymuch. So I use a coupon and get a reasonable dish of meatballs. Yay, new food place. 

Then someone must have changed, because not only did I not get my order in a timely manner-at one point the food came five hours after I ordered it and the driver just dumped it off on my step for me to discover the next morning. Tasty, right?

I took pictures of the bug-infested food and sent them to their corporate office.  Those folks were not happy and sent me a gift card to persuade me to try again. I ordered their meatballs and received a burnt dish of tomato sauce carbon and I didn't want to accept the order. 

I sent a picture to the chief burner at the franchise and then they sent out another order that didn't suck.

When a friend tried to order food to be delivered here so she could take it with her when she finished tanning, she was told that they don't deliver to this address. Too many complaints. Yes, you read that correctly.

She was told that she just wanted free food (because everyone is on the charcoal diet, I suppose) and then they read the first rule of customer service -just kidding- they hung up on her and blocked her number from calling them. I am not kidding. 

I did not give her an 'I told you so' but it almost broke my jaw by not saying it. I still have bruises.  So she ended up getting pizza from a truly local place and she loved it. I tried it and I see what she means, they even have gluten-free to meet all of my weird allergy issues. 

So if you get the chance to order from a place-any place-that isn't Marco's Pizza, you should do it. Marco clearly couldn't give a fat rat's tuchus about you or if you want to eat food that doesn't overwhelm you with that burnt aroma and taste.

Good luck with your order.  You'll thank me later.


On the 10th of March, I posted these pictures of the bug-covered food. Since then, Juliet Griffith, Bilissa Menson, Jackson Bush, Sarah Houser, Hope Emenhiser, a fool with the stupid made up name ending in Balls (hello 4th grade) Kendyl Lamont, and  Guac_with_a_ Gloc, have all taken it upon themselves to write fake reviews, as they have never ever been inside my establishment. Some of them are butthurt because I make fun of their fake reviews. ALL of them post that I am unprofessional (as opposed to the highly professional pizza habit of serving bug covered food) and since they went to the trouble of posting libelous reviews, I thought that the least that I could do was give them a personal shout out. White trash comes in all hues-so there is that. As my Dad would have said, water seeks its own level. I'm so happy that this septic tank that they float in has enough room for all of them.


Friday, February 5, 2021

Digital Pitchforks!

 If you've taken a casual glance over my posts you may have picked up the theme that I'm not a fan of big government or big brother. I don't trust the msm-I haven't since Dan Rather tried an end-around to steal an election.

I used to use Facebook, it was cool catching up with all of my high school friends (mostly) and the recipes are all over the place. There were great conversations about politics and then open exchanges of ideas that made the world seem so small. I could debate someone from Bangladesh! How cool is that?

And then... there was President Trump who gamed them, much like the day traders just shoved it up the tuchuses of the hedge fund managers that were shorting GamesStop. He didn't spend 1/3 of what Felonia Milhouse von Pantsuit spent and he easily won an election and made the left crap their collective pants.

And worse! He started doing what he said he was going to do! In spite of having to deal with a useless Paul Ryan as Speaker and an equally obtuse Mitch McConnell, President Trump set the world on fire with promises kept.  Add to that maelstrom the shrewish bleats for impeachment 2 minutes after he was elected, and you see the uphill battle that he succeeded at for four years.

But then something changed.  The left gathered their wagons and their social media overlords and was determined not to have the People have another say in their own lives. All of the swamp draining was making them nervous, we'd already discovered that they really really didn't work for us. They jobbed us, but that's different, isn't it?

So even though President Trump spent four years with zero help from either chamber (until they were forced to be Patriotic) looking at you Graham and McConnell- and he built the best economy that we've had in decades. A real economy, not a msm gee, isn't this great? economy.

He recognized Israeli rights in Jerusalem, he began using our own natural resources for us, he made the loafers in Europe pay their fair share of keeping themselves safe. It was a great time.

But somehow, the guy that couldn't pay 1000 people to attend a rally of his won after everyone quit paying attention and they found "massive" votes for the Thief in Chief©. If you believe that Thief in Chief© won this, I have a bridge to sell you. Cheap. 

So now we hunker down and ride out his wave of EOs that carry the legal weight of a kleenex in four years when he's long gone. I want to sell out and move to Bolivia. But I'm going to wait a bit and see how bad he phucks it up. Hang in there. You'll thank me later.

Monday, January 11, 2021

Social Media Censorship

I'm not a fan of Mr. Zuckerberg.  I don't understand how his massive online presence, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter grouping (I know, he doesn't own them all, but you can bet he has a big say in the direction that they take)  haven't been broken up because of monopoly laws and anti trust violations. His death grip on the information allowed to be shared on his "neutral platform" make Ma Bell look like a mom and pop shop.  83% of online conversation is routed through Zuckerberg, and he and his anonymous henchfolk have the final say in whether or not you get to use his "neutral platform" or not. 

He's a billionaire, and how did that happen? Why it's easy-he sells your private information to the highest bidder.  He keeps tabs on what you say, and he's even amassed enough power to censor the President of the United States.  Why? Because he doesn't like his message, and he gave an awful lot of inkind donations to make certain that President Trump would not be able to continue the amazing job that he has been doing. The leftist groups have deplatformed Blabberbuzz, any attempts to share their information on the "neutral" platform is met with the form notice that "someone" has reported the information (truth) you are trying to share is offensive.

President Trump has been removed from these platforms. These neutral platformsImagine what they can do to you-tiny peon- if they have the power to silence the most powerful man in the world!  We don't have a chance, do we? 

There are loads of actually free, uncensored platforms if you look. I've stopped advertising on Facebook-that's the biggest key to taming that beast. Consider MeWe as an excellent replacement for twitter and Parler.com is infinitely better than Fb, they don't sell your information to anyone.

Think about it: Zuckerberg is a billionaire and it costs nothing to use facebook. Why? Because you are what is being sold. Haven't you ever noticed that if you look at something online, FB starts showing you ads for the very thing you looked at? If that doesn't creep you out, you aren't paying attention. 

They de-platformed groups with millions of members for the simple crime of not agreeing with the theft of this election.  Fb is determined to stop another Tea Party like group from organizing. Twitter is determined to do the same.  How much freedom does that give you? 

So there is a link to some of the stuff that Zuckerburg doesn't want you to see at the bottom of this.  Click on it to see what you're missing.  Then consider how much you like being sold on the social media platforms that you're using.  You'll thank me later.

 https://www.blabber.buzz/blab/pop/1023263-the-nazi-era-began-with-exactly-the-same-tactic-that-the-lincoln-project-dems-are-using-here?utm_source=c-am&utm_medium=c-am-email&utm_term=c-am-Yahoo&utm_content=8Q2pcP-CaMSTgPn7bOYHCO9TuyhchXAqaU7u3PePVOeg.A

Thursday, January 7, 2021

The Art of the Steal

 So we're supposed to believe that an antique Child groper was somehow able to pull in 80 million votes when he couldn't get 80 people at a rally? 

We're supposed to listen to the professional sellouts like Shapiro, McConnell, and countless others as they tell us that this is all the fault of the President?

I'm going to call bullsh!t on this one.  Let me be clear, if you don't stand with us, then you are against us. I won't use Express VPN, and I will vote for whoever primaries you even if it means a loss, because what is the difference?

I will not buy a product that is advertised on any channel that you are on, and not only will I not buy it, I will encourage others to not buy it also.

And if you are ignorant enough to try and tell me that I'm just a sore loser after this election theft, I will hurt your feelings, your sister's feelings and even your grandmother's feelings, if she is through banging your Dad.  See what I did there?

Only the most ignorant people that are truly inbred could want the financial malaise that we had for EIGHT nightmare years with Faily McWorse than Carter.  Only the most ignorant inbred are ok with everything that Hunter Biden has done, all of it with his useless Father's blessing. 

So if you voted for oldjoe- You need to understand that you are ok with his molesting women, children and his lying about a man that had nothing to do with his idiot first wife's death. 

Keep it in mind, you'll thank me later.,

Thursday, December 10, 2020

The Book Patch is a Nightmare

 So in my excitement that someone was interested in publishing my children's book The Beane Brothers, I didn't pay attention to who they were using to print this order. That was my mistake.  The fellow that is graciously funding this print to prove that the book has a market is just as sad as I am.

We (he) made the order waaay back in November.  We were provided with a tracking number.  The tracking number showed a link that showed this shipment leaving from its origins, going in the opposite direction and then stopping there.

After three hours and a conversation with the Post Master General's office in my state, the "tracking"number is as real as the Biden election.  When I provided this information with the thief at this facility, all answers to my conversation have remained unanswered.

When you go to their website, you see two categories of comments. One is the people in my boat-totalling boned and screwed over.  Then you have the almost word for word "comments" from the people that just luuuuv the service.  

So if you're looking to get something published on your own, whatever you do, run-don't walk-to anyone that is not The BookPatch.  They will take your money and not provide your services.  If you're interested in the class action suit that's being formed- give me a message here.

We've filed a complaint with the FTC and with the USPS.  Believe it or not, the problems they will have with the USPS are much bigger than the fraud that it seems that I am victim to.  Dave is the name of the guy that is dodging my questions.

The Book Patch, don't use them if you only have the option of them or writing on the sidewalk with chalk.  You'll get a better product (because the Book Patch doesn't provide any product) with the chalk. Yikes, what a nightmare.

My FTC complaint number is 126821519.  Whatever happened to honest people? It's sad. If you feel like looking into them further- you will find that they are located in Scottsdale, AZ but the address they use is in Phoenix.  The phone number to reach them is 602.403.5600 and you won't get a business, you'll get a guy. It's his phone number because there is no real such thing as this printing company. If you use Google Earth for their company address, you get a coffee house. Nothing shady here.   The https://www.bbb.org/us/az/scottsdale/profile/publishers-book/thebookpatchcom-1126-1000022998/complaints

They guy just told me that if I call about the fraud one more time, he's going to sue me! Oh the irony! So be careful and if you must ignore all of my advice, make sure that your credit card company will take the charge off the way that mine will.  Because this shady company is a nightmare!

Think about it, you'll thank me later.

Thursday, December 3, 2020

Sean Hannity shows the Theft in Georgia

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Wednesday, November 25, 2020

There Won't be Another Fair Election PG LANGUAGE

 Do you remember the year 2000 when George W. Bush was finally declared the winner in Florida after ages of tumultuous wondering?  There were idiots that actually thought that Slick Willie would get to just stay in office until we had a winner.

Then in 2004, Kerry (or Herman Munster as he's known in my family) tried the exact same thing. only that time it was Ohio.  

Well, you can say that the left has perfected it, because we are all being told that after a fake election, a bunch of phonier "recounts" and more nonsense, that Biden-Joe Biden who has used his office since he was 29 years old as a separate source of income-is going to be in charge of the Republic. The msm is jubilant.  Finally! Finally they have found a way to steal an election without having to involve a third party ( 1992) and if you think that there will ever be another honest election, then you are a fool.

We can wrap it up, start telling out children about when it didn't suck. We'll sound like our great grand parents telling us that candy bars used to be a nickel. In other words, we're still fucked.  Old Joe (and yes I know that was a euphemism for venereal disease) can start selling us out to the highest bidder ( he probably started taking bids back in July) and go on about the business of undoing every good thing in the United States of America.

The DJIA is DOWN 214.12% as I write this.  The msm is no doubt trying to find a way to tie this to President Trump. Until they can do that, it will go unreported, thankyouverymuch.  In addition, the techdics are quite proud of keeping the information about OldJoe and his crackhead kid out of the social media spotlight.  I wonder what the pay for that is?

So where does this leave us? Without a paddle in a creek that the EPA would only allow with a democratic leader, that's where.  I wish that I had some ray of sunshine for you.  I have nothing. 

The left was able to magically crap out votes in Georgia, Arizona, Virginia and Pennsylvania.  They quit that nonsense of relying on one state, they went for the scatter and splatter approach.  The people whose job it is to monitor the elections were not allowed to monitor.  When they had counted all of the real votes, they called it a night, went home and printed what they needed to put them over the top and then "found" them the next few days.

I've been looking at Belize or Bermuda, seriously. This isn't a free country anymore, we get what they want us to have and that's all. If they can ruin General Flynn's life-imagine what they can do to us peons. 

-Get ready for $4 gasoline again.                                                                                                                      -Get ready for the Iran nuclear deal to give them a bomb in less than 3 years                                                -Get ready for the cost of everything to skyrocket again                                                                                  -Get ready for all of the good paying jobs to go back to Mexico and beyond

We're screwed. Thanks again to the retards that voted for him and the retards that helped him steal this election. Fuck you. Think about it. You'll thank me later.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

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Friday, November 13, 2020

My Retarded Extended Family

 2020 has been a crap year.  I don't know anyone that can say it's been good, (except for the masterminds that put the biden stolen election attempt together) of course. A few months ago, I decided that I would contact all of my brothers, sisters, their children, and some other extended family and take us on a cruise.

It wasn't going to be a long one, just five days, because I love my family, but let's not get crazy, you know? Well, first I have one that doesn't want to go if she has to share a room with anyone.  Seriously. So then I switch things around so that she has a companion that she is happy sharing a room with. I wish I was making this up.

Next, I have another one whose husband isn't able to be anywhere that he can't see the land. Again, not making this up. 

Next, I have one whose child's birthday is in the middle of the cruise, can we pick another day so that she can have a birthday party with her entire family?  I guess that's the family that isn't on this cruise, because what child would rather go to have a backyard cookout vs a giant floating resort of fun?

Finally, I have the professional scared one, who is afraid that the HongKong Fluey (HKF) may be present on this ship that is sterilized from top to bottom and so he doesn't want to go, and none of my logic is going to persuade him, because fear doesn't care about logic.  The .0003791% odds of getting a virus that you will survive isn't worth the idea of spending four days with your extended family and having fun and making memories.

So after today, when the frightened one sends me a link that of the 328, 964 passengers on cruise ships, 1 person has tested positive to a virus that you will survive 99.999378821% of the time, I said uncle. I canceled the attempt to get everyone together to have fun, make memories and enjoy ourselves.  

I didn't realize that it would be so hard to talk people into having a great time.  If you have a normal family, be thankful.  Trust me, not everyone does.

Friday, November 6, 2020

Biden's Fraudulent Lead is Still There

 I need for someone to explain the voting process to me.  I've gone to school, I did reasonably well there.  I have taken the required Civics, American History, and other classes needed to understand how our Republic is supposed to work.  

At no time was I ever told about extended voting days, mail in ballots found in fields, multiple ballots (except in the case of JFK's defeat of Nixon) or any of the other things that are going on as we speak.  These people "counting" the ballots are taking them home with them.  They gave Republicans invalid markers so that their ballots would not be counted. They dumped ballots in fields, in trash cans, in dumpsters.  

Why do I know that it's fraud?  Not one single recovered ballot was for Biden.  Not one single ballot that was thrown in the trash was for Biden.  When we went to sleep, the President was comfortably in the lead.  When we woke up, the counters had taken the votes with them ((WTF)) and when they brought them back, Biden was skyrocketing ahead.

Court orders are ignored and these ballots are being counted behind closed doors.  Do you know who does that? Dictators do that. 

I'm young enough to remember when they tried to steal the election from George W. Bush.  They had counted on Florida being the magic kingdom (no pun intended) and set up a plan to try and steal the election there.  It took the SCOTUS, but their plan failed.  You know it was their plan, because even though later, it was revealed that President Bush had won by 4,238 votes, the msm never ever said a word. They were happy to give the impression that it was "stolen" and not legitimate.

Fast forward four years and they tried the same crap in Ohio with Theresa Heinz's husband.  The guy that had happily told a lifetime of lives about his experiences in Vietnam was suddenly confronted with the truth, and he still tried to pull off the hanging chad nonsense in Ohio.  He lost also.

After that, the DNC got smarter.  They made certain that the guy the Republicans nominated didn't have a pig's chance at a Lū'au.  So we had 8 years of the guy who felt it was his turn. First, McCain-the traitor turned senator.  The only thing Maverick in him was that maverick sounded better than rino.  He left his first crippled wife for the wealthier one, and then hoped the world would never look too close.  After he was soundly rejected, the most un-dynamic person in the world Mitt Romney declared it was his turn and the DNC was only too happy to allow it.

Four years later, the msm was already talking about a rematch of Bush v Clinton except with Jeb! and Bill's wife.  That was soundly turned on its ear when President Trump rode down the escalator and announced he was running.  Jeb! never had a chance.  For that matter, neither did Felonia Milhouse von Pantsuit, even though they did try.

And four years later, after all of the brawling, debates, and conversation they came up with Biden-the guy that had been in politics for 47 years with one accomplishment: getting black men put in jail for longer sentences.  

The information that he was helping his son get payoffs from China, Russia, and the Ukraine while in office (10% for the Big Guy) was not covered by the US media.  It was censored by big tech it one of the most Orwellian schemes I have ever seen.  Big Brother is alive and well.

Now, the msm is almost dripping with anticipation at the idea that the guy that was unable to get 500 people at a rally is someone leading over the President that can have 15,000 in a spontaneous rally set up in 4 hours.

I'm calling bullshit.

This is the scariest thing that I have ever seen, and part of the fear comes from the people who say, "well, we'll get them in four years."

Do they not understand that if this election is successfully stolen, it won't happen in four years.  We will never have another free election again.  We will be given the illusion of choices, but the choice will have already been made and we'll think that we had a part in it.

Our freedom is literally gasping for air and people are standing around with their thumbs in their butts, pontificating.  Words are not going to get it this time.  We need to stand on our feet instead of cowering on our knees. 

The left has shown that they like to destroy things. The only option the right has is to exercise the power that they have. Small businesses can start closing for a day in protest. Conservatives can begin to call in sick. 

We're not ignorant like the left, we don't need to destroy things.  But we do need to start showing the strength of our numbers.  Think about it.  You'll thank me later.