Joe Biden is Dumber than a Turnip

Do you know how to spell potato?  Have you ever misspelled it by adding an extra e to the end of it?  Dan Quayle did that and has been crucified by the msm ever since. A Sarah Palin statement was used in an unfunny bit on SNL and has been misquoted ever since. That useless Katie Couric did her best to catch Governor Palin in an unflattering moment.  I would like to see anyone quickly list the papers that they read while being interviewed in front of millions of people.  Mrs. Palin was correct in her assessment of Russia, by the way.  I know that living in Florida gave me a more than passing curiosity on what was going on in Cuba.  I would expect the same would be true having Russia that close as well.  The patently unfunny Tina Fey rephrased it to " I can see Russia from my house" and every liberal moron repeated it as if it were the truth.  Of course, you never hear any comical sketches about all 57 states.  That's different.
Ahh, the smell of double standards.  Joe Biden wakes up in the morning and says something stupid.  I would bet my life on it.  He has encourage paraplegic people to stand up and cheer-the msm gave him a pass.  He mentioned someone's dead father as though he were still alive.  The sound from the guardians of our press? Crickets.
Paul Ryan is a fiscal rock star, and he turns the msm greener than cheese.  He is thoughtful, deliberate, and intelligent.  Contrast that to crazy Joe, and the difference is night and day.  So how is it that Mr. Ryan gets to be singled out for every alleged gaff, miss-statement and conceived slight?  If I didn't know better, I would think that the unofficial re election squad (also known as the media) have an agenda.
Joe Biden is dumber than a turnip and he barely gets a mention.  The msm seems to laugh it off like that crazy grandpa who wears his inderpants on the outside of his pants from time to time.  You know what isn't funny?  Joe Biden is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office!!  If B.O. has the heart attack from smoking, stress, and being in over his head that we all know is coming- Crazy Joe steps up to bat!  How is that for a campfire story to scare yourself with?
Biden has made stupid comment after stupid comment for his entire political career.  I would be hard pressed to find one dumber than him in the next ten minutes.  While I may be tepid about Romney- I am all in for Paul Ryan!  Smart, well spoken, funny (on purpose) he has it all.  Think about who you want in charge for the next four years.  Do you want to let the current jackwagon finish destroying our Republic- or do you want to help usher in what could very well be one of our greatest Presidents ever? (No, I don't mean Mitt)  Think about it, you'll thank me later.