Monday, September 3, 2012

What do Bill Clinton and Herpes Have in Common?

Man o man, will he ever go away and stay away?  I have to wonder.  Most Presidents (the good ones, anyway) accept that their time in the public eye is over and they retire gracefully.  Slick Willie seems to be that party guest who just won't stay gone.  I know he craved attention- everything he did was calculated to draw the maximum amount of attention possible.  But I enjoyed 2000 ever so much more knowing that at the very least, he wouldn't be wagging his finger at me every day.  I guess I was wrong.
We all know someone like Bill.  It's either the drama queen/king co worker or that neighbor who knows everything-just ask him.  This is the person who got lucky once- and is now determined that you never, ever, forget it.
The msm has always enjoyed a slow dance in the moonlight with him.  There aren't many Presidents who could commit perjury, obstruction and possibly who knows what else and still have the msm in his back pocket.  He exposed himself to at least one woman and what did the media do?
Why-they made her the object of a smear campaign, of course!  That bulbous headed Carville made so many disparaging remarks about her-and trailer parks- and the Women's movements made not a whisper.  His pastor-Reverend Baby Daddy- was always there in the background offering him advice and photo ops.
His weight loss was covered with bated breath, as was his every sound byte.  He never fails to give his opinion on any given topic, it never stops!
Thank God for the internet-without it, I would never hear about the amazing job that President Bush and his wife Laura do for the troops who have been injured.  The countless hours visiting our brave soldiers in V A hospitals with no publicity, makes me proud to have voted for him. You never hear about it on the news, they aren't prostituting themselves for the attention.  No, they are saying thank you to the brave men and women who have made such huge sacrifices for all of us.
Clinton doesn't seem to get that he is not relevant any more. Thankfully, he cannot ever be president again, and the idea of his wife being in charge of anything other than looking the other way makes me reach for the maalox.
I think she is the Secretary of State much like that homely daughter of theirs works for NBC.  It looks good on paper.  Of course, when she ran for President, her sole qualification was looking the other way while he stepped out on her.  At yet, many idiots were perfectly willing to vote for her last time around.  I believe that a deal was struck to get her to step back, and I think the deal was probably brokered through the DNC.  They were so anxious to have B.O. on the ticket they were perfectly willing to chuck her under the bus to make it happen.  But, she couldn't have been any worse than what we have now.  She just couldn't.  Cross your fingers and hope that Slick willie will just go away, and soon.  You'll thank me later.

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