The New B.O. Drinking Game

After watching B.O. fumble his way through another adulation meeting  press conference, I got tired of listening to his spin after about three minutes. While my mind was wondering, I realized that he may be the worst public speaker in the history of the um, uhh, that is to say, world.
If you are looking for a game to get yourself inebriated (at home or a safe environment, of course) watch a taped public speaking event for B.O.Now this must be one without the usual teleprompter, okay.  Take a drink every time he says any of the following : uh, umm, err, arr, eruh, mmm, hnn, and my personal favorite- erunh.
Three statements in you will be pie eyed, toasted, blotto, tipsy plus.
And remember these words when B.O. is yammering through another plea for raising the debt ceiling :       "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies.

Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increased by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion.That is “trillion” with a “T.” That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President’s budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion.

Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter. Here is why: This year, the Federal Government will spend $220 billion on interest. That is more money to pay interest on our national debt than we’ll spend on Medicaid and the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. That is more money to pay interest on our debt this year than we will spend on education, homeland security, transportation, and veterans benefits combined. It is more money in one year than we are likely to spend to rebuild the devastated gulf coast in a way that honors the best of America.

And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on.

Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006                                                  

You'll thank me later.