C'mon Joe Biden. You know you want to. Never mind those exploratory committees, just commit and get to stumping for the Oval Office. You can raise money, it's your strong suit. You're a breath from the job now, you know you want to do it.
Before you believe I have lost my senses, think about this for a bit. Biden will be a gaffe producing machine-even more so than he is now. The msm will have a MUCH more difficult time providing him cover-not that the internet doesn't prove what lackeys they are daily.
Crazy Uncle Joe has been under lock and key, not allowed to make the fool of himself that we all know that he is. He was dusted off so that the proper sympathies could be extended when his son died. Now, it's time to get the popcorn.
Should old Joe run (IhopeIhopeIhope) he will hopefully have someone starting his car for him every day. I'm not casting aspersions, but sometimes the folks around those Clintons have accidents. I'm just saying. Of course, he is as dumb as a brick, it's kind of scary to think that he is still driving, isn't it?
Secondly, he may want to see about getting a better rent deal- since he charges the Secret Service detail who keep his antique butt alive-rent for the house they must use to guard him. Is that gratitude or what?
But the best reason for Joe to run is that the video clips from the debates that the DNC is forced to provide would be hilarious. If they don't get a gazillion hits on youtube, I'll eat your shoes.
It does make me curious why the DNC is only talking about debates on CNN though. Was MSNBC already booked?
The RNC was stupid enough to be manipulated into having Republican debates on CNN-it turned into a circular firing squad-just as planned. How about if they have a couple of debates on a channel that people actually watch?
I'm certain Anderson Cooper can find a backdrop the right shade of blue to match his eyes. At the risk of being cliche, the decorating skill seems to be his only journalistic talent that I have seen.
But the idea of watching Chris Wallace, or even more fun, Sean Hannity tucking into those liberal idiots with their questions and responses would be some of the best political fodder I have seen for ages.
Best of all, those video clips will never go away, thanks to the magic of the internet (thanks algore!) a tidbit that Hillary and her husband cannot get through their felonious skulls.
A couple chances for Joe to spout his nonsense, a few very softball questions about the gun running and massacre Hillary and B.O. created in Benghazi, and some genuine stupidity from everyone's favorite Socialist- heck, what more could you ask for?
Think about it, you'll thank me later.
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